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Post by King James I on Jun 3, 2007 0:09:10 GMT
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Post by Spangle on Jun 3, 2007 12:06:03 GMT
LOL!
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Post by Princess Kyrie on Jun 3, 2007 14:37:05 GMT
"You're mad!"
"If I weren't this'd probably never work"
(That's Culter Becket and Jack Sparrow from POTC 3 )
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Post by King James I on Jun 3, 2007 14:51:06 GMT
lol! Cant wait to see it
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Post by Spangle on Jun 3, 2007 17:13:36 GMT
I've seen it *tells james ending* yeah...
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kris
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Post by kris on Jun 4, 2007 19:38:43 GMT
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen
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Post by Spangle on Jun 4, 2007 21:29:31 GMT
lol
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Post by King James I on Jun 4, 2007 22:27:39 GMT
lol that's a good one Kris. (Think about the irony )
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Post by King James I on Jun 5, 2007 8:27:23 GMT
Spangle on Kirs' theory that global warming could have happened in the past and wiped everything out;
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Post by King James I on Jun 5, 2007 13:01:14 GMT
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Post by Princess Kyrie on Jun 5, 2007 15:09:42 GMT
Spangle on Kirs' theory that global warming could have happened in the past and wiped everything out; XD That one's funny
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Post by Spangle on Jun 5, 2007 18:45:11 GMT
"Balemia, twice the taste, zero calories" - Cyanide and Happiness.
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kris
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Post by kris on Jun 5, 2007 19:46:39 GMT
I read a book the other day, 101 things to do before you die. I can't believe not one of them was call for help.
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Post by Spangle on Jun 5, 2007 20:03:12 GMT
lol
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Post by King James I on Jun 5, 2007 20:09:49 GMT
A guy goes into a club with the intention of pulling for a little one night fun. Straight away he spys a nice blonde sat on her own at a table so he joins her and starts talking.
After an hour or two of chatting he and the woman leave the club to go for a 'drive' out of town.
Out in the sticks things start to hot up and the guy slips his hand into the blondes underware, she grabs his hand and says,
"befour you go any further, theres something I should tell you, Im a prostitute and if you want to go all the way you'll have to pay me £25"
Disgruntalled but determind to get his end away the guy pays the £25 and has some of the best sex he's had in years.
When through playing around, the two get dressed and the guy sits behind the wheel, cranks his seat back a notch or two, puts his hands behind his head and begins relaxing back.
The woman looks at him in a confused manner and promts him to take her back to town, the man simply replies,
"Befour we go any further luv', Theres something I should have told you, I'm a taxi driver and it'll be £35 to get back to town"
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