kris
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Post by kris on Aug 8, 2007 23:15:22 GMT
My P.e teacher is greek and half the time he speaks in greek and then shouts at us for not listening.
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Post by Spangle on Aug 9, 2007 1:26:29 GMT
Lol...
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Post by King James I on Aug 11, 2007 17:37:35 GMT
I never really liked French at school. The only time I showed any form of enthusiasm to participate was when my French teacher asked me if I'd like to go outside with the female foreign exhange student (who happened to be extremely hot) for some "French Oral". I was disappointed to find "French Oral" meant I had to speak to her in French.
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Post by Spangle on Aug 12, 2007 18:52:13 GMT
lol ;D
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Post by King James I on Aug 12, 2007 19:41:32 GMT
That was one of my very own ;D
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kris
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Post by kris on Aug 12, 2007 21:57:16 GMT
The Foreign exhange student we had was great she was fit and loved football.
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Post by King James I on Aug 12, 2007 22:58:05 GMT
A truely wonderful combination! Such a shame French Oral isn't what it seems..
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Post by Spangle on Aug 12, 2007 23:22:35 GMT
We don't really have any good looking teachers...
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Post by King James I on Aug 12, 2007 23:55:02 GMT
We didn't either really.. just the foreign exchange students.
My GP is fit too, she's really young and is a brunette. Really hot, but that's another matter.
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Post by King James I on Aug 13, 2007 10:50:32 GMT
Guy 1: I think I've found Jesus
Guy 2 : Who the heck lost him?
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kris
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Post by kris on Aug 13, 2007 14:05:28 GMT
'You know Jesus, Walked on water well probably not just very good on ice skates.
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Post by Spangle on Aug 14, 2007 1:22:45 GMT
Jesus and the devil are deciding who is best in the best way fit, a coding match, they're coding vigorously for hours and suddenly a lightening bolt strikes knocking out the power, the power comes back on and the competition ends, god asks the devil to show his programme, the devil says "I had a great code done but then the power went out and i lost everything" God moved over to Jesus, and with a click of a button the computer bursts into images and sounds, the devil says "What, how did you manage that? the power cut out" God says: "Jesus saves"
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kris
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Post by kris on Aug 14, 2007 18:05:02 GMT
Homer Simpson- I'm getting outta here alive if it kills me.
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Post by King James I on Aug 14, 2007 19:38:17 GMT
A blonde enters a library and walks up to the desk,
The Blonde: "Fish and Chips please". Librarian : "...This is a library" The Blonde: (Whispers) "Fish and Chips please."
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Post by Spangle on Aug 14, 2007 23:09:00 GMT
Homer Simpson- I'm getting outta here alive if it kills me. Has anyone seen the adverts? "spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does!" that makes me laugh everytime i see it
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