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Post by King James I on Jun 5, 2007 20:18:29 GMT
Every day is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
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Post by Spangle on Jun 5, 2007 20:23:15 GMT
Lol more to the first of your double post than to your second...
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Post by Princess Kyrie on Jun 6, 2007 15:16:06 GMT
"I always say, better to ask forgivness than permisssion" ~Brom from Eragon (the movie)
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Post by King James I on Jul 6, 2007 21:29:16 GMT
On Big Brother - Davina and the new undercover 'housemate' (Who happens to be extremely hot)- who's English, but the housemates think that she's from Australia.
Regarding the Australian Accent -
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Post by kris on Jul 6, 2007 21:55:56 GMT
'I'd visit my grandmother more but I can't remember where we left her' Jimmy Carr
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Post by Pastor Tom Carroll on Jul 12, 2007 8:26:45 GMT
A fellas on a safari in Africa and as hes driving, he sees an Elephant lying on the side of the road in distress. so, he jumps out of his car and discovers a thorn in its foot, and removes it. the elephant trots away merrily. 20 years later, hes in London watching a circus procession go by, when an elephant grabs him with its trunk, lifts him into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him.It was a different elephant.
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Post by kris on Jul 12, 2007 18:09:19 GMT
'Throwing acid is wrong, In some people eyes'
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Post by King James I on Jul 12, 2007 20:26:36 GMT
This is what it says when you ring up Asda (No joke) -
"Thank you for calling Asda in -name here-, we are a 24 hour store. For our opening hours press 1. "
lol, the muppets.
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Post by Pastor Tom Carroll on Jul 15, 2007 18:56:13 GMT
it does that at our local 24 hour tesco also lol, theyre as daft as president bush sometimes lol
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Post by Princess Kyrie on Jul 16, 2007 15:31:45 GMT
it does that at our local 24 hour tesco also lol, theyre as daft as president bush sometimes lol You're calling my president daft?
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Post by kris on Jul 18, 2007 11:45:56 GMT
President Bush is flying to mexico for a meeting. As he steps of the plane he looks around and says' you have a problem with imgrants to'
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Post by Spangle on Jul 26, 2007 0:31:17 GMT
President Bush never left America before becoming president (true but random fact) "Hydrogen power will dramatically reduce greenhouse gas admissions" - Speaking on the topic of energy independence, Washington D.C., February 6, 2003 www.gwjokes.com
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Post by King James I on Jul 26, 2007 16:25:48 GMT
Probably the dumbest and funniest thing Bush has said is - " Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."" politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-harm.htm
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Post by King James I on Jul 26, 2007 16:45:37 GMT
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
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Post by King James I on Jul 26, 2007 16:52:54 GMT
Fortunately the mortality rate for suffering heart attacks has decreased, unfortunately for Frank he was playing Charades when he suffered his. By the time he'd hit the deck and stopped breathing everyone was on their feet applauding what they believed to be a very good performance.
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